PINK KILLS YOUR BRAIN CELLS HELLOH?

2010-09-07T08:33:00.000-07:00

Howdy folks of 2010,
i know im lagging and missing out on past times(2009)
but hey im back! for a while/temporary/etc.
YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO POSSIBLY UPDATE EVERYTHING
Sidetracking a bit: a few steps forward & guess what its less than a month to my o level's -.-
in like the previous posts, it was my bro's o level and wow. ITS MINE NOW
O LEVELS FTW (who am i kidding)

anyway i was quite dumbfounded by my previous posts
like many things which do not make any sense.
If i sit in the front row, den teachers drink my milo den i turn around and see no more den how! =.=
"WINNER"--->i have to stop crapping and beating around bushes with no fruits in them.
those were just embarassing
MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRR.

anyway lets zoom straight to topic
Im still through prelims~~~ & HATING IT
teachers' day just passed,
i bought a few cute pencils for teachers a bit cheapo la but really no time
its the prelims ppl
furthermore its cuteness makes up for anything it lacks la ok
haiz/sigh/ out of breath/im getting old/ this sucks more than anything else

I AM OFFICIALLY A KITE COLLECTOR(IN NAME ONLY/NOT REALLY OFFICIAL THO)
you dont have to say anything about self-denial etc.etc. nah ah no need for that
ITS FUNNNNNNNNNNN LIKE REALLLYYYY FUN
i tell you guys, the best time to fly a kite is the evening where there isnt the afternoon sun and the evening breeze is picking up.
woots, its even better after it rains. I think its the pressure diff so the sea breeze actually zooms right in and pick your kite up up into the air!
Oh yeah, once i released the strings too fast cuz the wind was tugging at my kite
den the freaking string cut my little finger. Next day was geog and ss prelim
isnt it just the best?
HAHAHA

speaking of which. IM SUPER DOWN ON MY LUCK THESE DAYS.
call me superstitious
i read some horoscope thing(tyco) and scorpios WERE supposed to be down on their luck this week. But anyway, believe it or not, i need to go to the temple to pray, get some sweets and rid the evil aura around me. ITS HORRID. & my friend forgot to return me my lucky pencil! IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE. Thankfully this week is a holiday. I still have time to seek penance for any sins i committed(chillzzzzzzz).
1. I played DS ytd, i opened the screen and i broke it. shit you
Can anything be fixed with super glue? Cause my friend broke my lucky eraser and i cant use it. WHYYYYYYY MUST SHE DO THIS TO ME!!!!
2. there's a dog at home today which is also unfortunate. "(

anyway theres a very annoying and pesky dog(you use pesky for mosquitoes by the way) trying to sniff out the door stopper i hid behind the door. Its so GRRRRRRRR because once i turn my head to the computer it acts and lies flatly like a carpet on the floor and act like its resting and once i turn back to my computer its gnawing at my wall. WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH MEN! I mean she has a rubber toy, door stoppers(unfortunately ): ) my mum's shoes. (LMAO her favourite shoe kana bitten so suay, sry.. i hope you dont see this :< ), & THE BEST THING IS that everytime i come out of the toilet the carpet is ALWAYS nowhere in sight. den i'll lock her up and he'll start whining. Then i become like some evil person already la. My fault again. zzzzzzzzz. ARGHHHH!!!!! the dog got my door stopper and my room got a lot of black rubber bits!! one moment please... * chasing dog/sweeping in progress * this is one fickle-minded dog. BAD DOG.
TIP FOR ALL HAPPY/WANTS TO BE HAPPY/ WANTS TO REMAIN HAPPY, YOUNG AND CAREFREE PPL: When you buy a dog, buy a tame one, not one that runs around and frightens the shit out of you. This dog is ok la its quite cute actually <333 not mine haha my cousin's one tho.

oh and how come my favourite soundtrack kena cancelled away from my blog ah?? eeeee blogger so cheater one. I hope they dont ban me. you didnt see this

Ytd, I dreamt that my dad bought this really really ultra mega huge shophouse that was like 4-5 stories tall. so freaking nice i tell you its even nicer than a bungalow cuz shophouse+bungalow size=money$$$ i mean its 24 million buckzzz. But the saddest thing was that even in my dream, i found that unrealistic. LIKE TELL ME, I THOUGHT PPL WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND HAPPINESS AND HOPE IN THEIR DREAM. WHY OH WHY. what a joke, i woke and said 'walao sian la'. I THINK MY BAD LUCK CANNOT BE EXPRESSED INTO A MILLION WORDS. And thats terrible!

kaiwen's not going for kite flying and badminton tomorrow.
im ok with it, after all marine parade cc is so close to my home!

can i stop blogging here now? im a bit tired ):
good night sigh

2009-07-25T07:36:00.000-07:00

YAYYYYY! MUM'S BACK!!!
:D hehehehehehe
ok nvm
i forgot what to blog about.
let me think
OH RIGHT!!!!

IRIS LOVELY NG(suppose to be BOLDED but blogger went berserk so not my fault love<3)CAME TO MY HOUSE ON MONDAY! We studied ting xie together hhahaha! Then we ended up talking and eating. Yes, we ate lollipops, maggi mee & watermelons. Did you gain weight iris? I hope you did keke. I told you ALREADY! PEOPLE WITH ME ALWAYS END UP EATING SEEE! Best example is Iris Ng, and Rachel ahhahaha, i ask her almost every week to eat out with me. & Iris got influenced by me and started buying more food during recess ((:! HEHEHEHEHE. I'm so influential! CHEERS!

ohohohohohohohoh, know what! I AM GOING TO TAKE MY BALLET EXAM RESULTS TMRW!!!!!!!SCARYYY!!!! omg, chanel got 61 and amanda was.....unbelievable. :D CONGRATS DEARIE! AND! & hopefully, i'll be able to change my phone tmrw. sigh*

as usual, saturdays are the most tiresome days for me. hmmmmm... evaluating

RESULT

(OH MY GOD blogger is making me so pissed off!!!! WHY CANNOT MAKE EFFECT ONE HUH! NO BOLD NO COLOUR EEEEEEEEEEE DULL)
1. sleep earlier during friday nights
2. blogging only during free days and weekend nights
3. quit ballet next year. ^^

uhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm. let me see
me & my life updates

-i've been watching forensic heroes 2 these days :D
ITS WONDERFUL WORHHORH~
-my memory's failing me, seriously. Somehow, everytime i want to say something, and during that 2 second interval, i forget what i want to say. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF THATS A SYMPTOM OF SENILE DEMENTIA?(i know its a long way, but perhaps.....idk?)
- Seraph's dad is super nice. He fetched me home 2 times this week! :D thanks!
- I THEN WENT TO SEVEN ELEVEN WHERE I BOUGHT 2 SUPER ADORABLE MRMEN&LITTLEMISS KEYCHAINS! Look KahBing! I've got your Mr greedy! & Little miss chatterbox(shhhhhhhhhh...)!! I put greedyguy on my phone and the miss pink box on my pencil case. You know when i suspend her in air holding the top of the keychain, the spring was fully extended. SHE'S OBESE! WTHECK!!! ):
-coke slurpee rocks gazillion
-vivian just created her very own blogshop "D kudos!
-I'M INTENDING TO CHANGE MY BLOGSKIN VERY SOON
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MATILDA IS SO COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE TMRW
YAY NITROME AGAIN~~~~ & more food! HOORAY

okay last but not least to end this post,
just wanna tell everyone that ME, ZANN WONG, IS FINALLY GONNA REPAY ALL YOUR PRESENTS AT ONE GO! I think im buying it this or the next weekend. SO TO ALL DEBTS, SAYONARA!
I DEFINITELY WONT MISS YOU. shit. who likes what colours again?

2009-07-17T07:39:00.000-07:00

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:)))

I CANT BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY GOT TICKETS ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON, THE SECOND DAY WHEN HARRY POTTER CAME OUT IN THE CINEMAS
Watched it at century square since kaiwen said GV was totally booked and full. The four pm slot for csc was full house, so me and kaiwen managed to get seats at the 3rd row from the front at the 4.45 pm show -.-. FANTASTIC!!!!!

okay from what i feel, it's a rather good movie worth watching, since you pay $6 for 2 and a 1/2 hour. I like Draco Malfoy cause i think he looks good in a suit haha and he has good bods. (: but but but i wouldn't say he's the best looking among the other guys.[though i dont think there is actually one]
Dumbledore died D: sad scene, enough to make you sob but not cry. & the adventures were better than the previous harry potter series, about the same as the goblet of fire. Either that or, better.

thats for today
backtracking.........

okay. So 2 days ago, a few kids was screaming their heads off in the exercise ground below my house. OH AND YOU KNOW WHAT, i was sleeping then. When i finally dozed off (after 20 minutes) & only rested for about 15 minutes, there comes the children! not forgetting the noises they were causing. D: trying to get back to sleep, i realised i couldnt due to the ruckus there were making. to say the truth, i almost yelled at them, but i didnt cause i found it quite rude D: soooo
yah, i went to complain to my brother, obviously in a very bad mood
and he said: " shut up and go back to your room lah, come into my room for what". -.- PLEASE LOR, TELL ME, WHERE GOT SUCH BROTHER IN THE WORLD ONE RIGHT. When he come into my room, he take away my computer or sit on my bed and messing up my bed which Rose just made. Oh and he doesn't knock the door when he come in just *whoosh!* & open the door, got wind one somemore. Not nice, sometimes so big until my papers start flying around. Darn you. Really.

Btw, im resolute about not running the 2.4km during the physical fitness test. Really, i run 4 rounds around the small coned area in the field wanna die liao. Cant even catch my breath after an hour, my knee's also hurting. :D!!! After PE, me, Iris, Valerie & Shernise was walking along the lake to the classroom block, when i saw a fish swimming very very desperately near the water. super fast. Then suddenly A TERRAPIN WENT TO BITE THE FISH'S TAIL! WTHECK, FREAKING TORTOISE, then it pulled the fish down the water, and tried to eat it. Then the fish struggled up to the surface again, i think Shernise scared the terrapin off and the fish laid at the bank of the lake breathing with its tail i think torn D:!!!! . But after we left, i think the terrapin will come up again to eat the fish D:!!!!! )))))): i think the fish will die sooner or later because without its tail, other predators will come and devour it cause its "tail handicapped" ;.;!! DAMN SAD! cant get my mind off it, till today.

Primary 6 students went for DSA by dance today at the dance studio. I SO BADLY WANNA WATCH, but they say only the committee members can watch. Unfair lor!!!!! DDDD: i didnt watch it when i was sec 1 due to CDC, sec 2 i also dk why forgot already, and now i cant watch it again. 14 participants. *sigh*

HOWEVER, THE LAST EVENT CHEERED MY UP ;D
MY MOTHER IS COMING BACK TO SINGAPORE IN 2 DAYS TIME YOHO!
Thats sunday morning! & hopefully, i'll see my eclaires when i wake up :D
hehehe

2009-07-10T06:34:00.000-07:00

oh yes
a week since i blogged
there's nothing much to blog about seriously
but let me think of whats going on mmmmmmppphhhhhh.........

changed class seating arrangement, can you believe it
IM SITTING IN THE FIRST ROW FOR GOODNESS SAKE
i think mrs indra purposely put all those
1. talkative ones
(me, kaiwen, wing yee)
2. like to sleep one
IRIS NG. She lah, where got people so dumb go tell teacher she always sleep in class one right! Teachers complain to Mrs Indra then she put you directly in front of teacher's table somemore hahaha. Never mind lah, sit beside me so okay de lah haha!
3. daydream a lot
kamy, dont keep looking out of the window, later got birdshit drop down i tell you!
4. idk i dont care about the boys
5. its so coincidental that kaiwen's cliquemates are in a L shape arrangement :D!

anyway anyway
i miss Mr Soon and MISS ANISA )))):
Wwwwwwwhyyyyy must they change our teachers after half a year already huh!!
haiiizzz
plus, tests are even more depressing because there'll be more coming next week
chemical analysis, im roasted bacon
& 1100 words vocab test. OMG did i mention that i've only done till week 18! DDD:! SHIT
finally, i hate sitting at the front row, because they make teachers see whatever you're doing
mind you, under the table, whether you're talking or everything else.
If you're set on putting a cup of milo on the table
please stare at it and make sure the teacher doesn't take a sip
maybe you turn around then the teacher faster run to your table and drink your milo?
you dont know right, so sitting in the front row is bad! SEE!
as everyone knows school sucks(added to the previous post)
i think im getting more pessimistic as day goes by D:
you know what they say
' i was born intelligent and lively but education ruined me '
great excuse men
tell that to the government
maybe they'll cancel the education system?
in your next life,
or the next

btw havent been to ballet for a week
i've been concocting excuses, everything i can think of so far
erm,
asthma, rheumatism, knee pain, headache, too much homework, performance at CC?(any CC also can one), supplementary class
once i told my ballet teacher that i had supplementary class on a sunday
and it was terrible D:,
but who cares?
stupid me, who will so dumb say sunday got class de right idiot
i got off scot free HAHA
http://madtbone.tripod.com/
oh yes, see this website -.- its retarded
but a great way to waste your time away

ok i have to stop crapping and beating around bushes with no fruits in them
so here's the end of my post
ok anyone wants to know how to spend my time online!!
PLEASE ASK PLEASE ASK
okay, since you guys so eager to know XD!
i spend my time
reading xiaxue's blog and her sarcastic comments,
watch her guide to life and chick vs dick videos,
talk on msn,
go face book, blog and download videos!
play gunz, slack a bit, bloghop, surf the internet!
TAADDAAAA
very simple one lah, enough to leave me happy for the day
awwwww

LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
COUNTDOWN YO!
8 MORE DAYS TO MUM FLYING BACK FROM AMERICA
no for the last time i dont wanna get quarantined so im herdling her into my grandma's house!
Yay!! Talk about filial piety! I intend to make her buy me a handphone when she returns! & for that! I will give her a kiss, about the same lah :D hahaha!
no im just kidding, seriously
im gonna treat her to lunch at pinch of salt(& western, i bet she's gonna be so sick of it)
but obviously, she still goes to my grandma's house alright!
Every man for himself
im not that evil just that if i go to my grandma's house to stay for a few days, i'll have to carry my books along with me. Me, my dad, my bro & Rose
So 4 is more troublesome than 1 mah duh
my mum go my grandma house stay lor haha
eyy please lor she lucky leh got good food eat everyday somemore!
DDDDDD:
THE END!

regret-day D:

2009-07-04T07:14:00.000-07:00

ah life sucks.

my mum just went to america last week(2nd trip)

ballet is too much for me

i am veryveryvery sick and tired from all the stupid schedules that i've gotten myself into

i'll ache so badly tomorrow and there's ballet again(& the following day)

i shouldn't have signed up for interfound exam

i wish i wasn't born

school sucks

the weather's freaking hot

there's so many tests even on the first few weeks of school

i miss PSG's chicken wing

I FREAKING WANT MY COMPUTER BACK, my brother 'borrowing my computer' is really dampening my mood

i hate his stupid macbook because i cant figure out how to use it

i lost my apple adaptor so i cannot charge my ipod and i suspect it's my brother that took it but he denies it

either that or my mum took it to america with her without my permission and my brother couldnt find it so he took mine and forgot that it wasn't his and lastly, me being stupid for forgetting to put my name on the adaptor in the first place,

so now im at a loss for words, i really dk where it has gone, and poor me not even having the energy to find it.

Plus, my bro spent 50 dollars just on gunz(please its just a game) and me being a very nice sister have to lend him my computer cause he insists that gunz cannot be downloaded on his macbook(when he jolly well knows IT CAN BE DONE,) & now i am starting to regret promising him in the first place because i miss my computer

My father doesnt want to help me claim it back because who ask me promise my brother (please lor because i was in a good mood just now mah, yi(4) shi(2) de(4) chong(1) dong(4) so i have no reason to deny it

But at the same time i dont want him to waste his $50 in vain. DDDD:!

Because no zann's computer=no gunz=no use for the cash he bought= waste of money!

& his o level's are in a months time, yet i am worried for him when he himself doesn't !!!

I HATE BEING A SISTER

I miss my mum because i want a new handphone, and me always being fickle-minded finally had a phone that i wanted(after much consideration between 3 phones) & my dear mum trying to help me in my decision or ruin it, HAD TO SAY ,

"Don't have touch screen not good lah, next time everyone buy touch screen phone you dont come complain to me ah. 3.2 megapixels is not very good, c510 is pretty but if you want a camera phone its not a very good option. c901 is good but after my colleague bought it, he changed his phone to iphone after 3 months because he said it's hard to use(i think he's not very phone-savvy). Btw, my three options to choose from was c901, c902, c510. Aiyah you want which model your decision lah, but dont regret it ah. Please lor, i cant believe those words she anyhow blabbered within 2 minutes made me have second thoughts. & now i feel like an idiot because after 4 hours of dead serious consideration before i TRULY BELIEVED i had finally made up my mind, in the end, i wasn't getting anywhere

Btw i dont like touch screen, flip and slide phones because its troublesome when you have to open your phone when your hands are oily to anwer a call, and i like pressing on buttons cause you can feel it, whereas a touch screen phone makes you feel like you have been doing nothing at all & it feels wierd. But of course, i do understand that its the latest technology and its cool in a way( in fact, many ways)

howhowhowhowhow!?!?! why cant sony ericsson have nice phones with nice designs and a huge screen that have like 5 megapixel cameras, ok i know c902 fits those descriptions perfectly but aren't there other phones out there that fits to the category?

(btw, my mum kept telling me that satio is nice, and she was like WOAH! 12.something megapixels!!! Apparently, what she doesn't know is that phones with higher megapixels will lag more) but actually i also cannot imagine how good its going to be, and lets not forget the price.

okay forget about all those handphone matters, im growing white hairs at the thought of it.

I STRONGLY BELIEVE that my complaints & problems surfaced because i have not eaten my dinner. & the shooting sound from my brother's gun in gunz is obviously making me feel kinda annoyed and of course depressed D:

reflections for today:

I should never take rice and dinner for granted just because had you drank too much water or ate too much junk food so bloated for the time being. They can NEVER make you full, maybe for that little while, but not for long

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I NEED TO SLEEP SOON BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE UP FOR THAT

TIME I COULD HAVE SLEPT TILL 11AM(cause i had to wake up at 8am D:) and trust me having keep myself awake for 5 consecutive hours and to dance without rest and water through 4 hrs is quite a feat. D:

i hate complaining, i really do. Some people just keep pouring their troubles onto me and now it seems i have to pour it out myself, in some way or another.

yes, to end this miserable post.

I HATE MICROWAVE FOOD. Rose loves heating food in the microwave for some reason, convenience or whatsoever, but i should really tell her that it causes cancer.

DDDDD:!

life is just.... sad

2009-06-25T07:33:00.000-07:00

okay 3 more days to school reopen D:

but the school anniversary dinner thing is still going on

so D:

MY HOMEWORK IS SO SCREWED and

i cant believe i even have time for blogging

speaking of which

i watched drag me to hell, peter pan WAHAHAHA, ghosts of girlfriend's past, land of the lost during the holidays

drag me to hell was zzzz

the next day i had a nightmare and my temperature was 38.3 degrees celcius

overshock -.-

1st horror movie i watched in cinemas and turned out to be one of the scariest haha

ghosts of girlfriend's past is nice as well

oh and i want to watch monsters vs aliens

and the elephant man(which is not in cinemas)

dance tmrw from 10am to 5.45pm

zzZzZZZZZZzZzZzzZZZZ

this sucks.

going for postponed father's day dinner tmrw during lunch -.-

and barbecue at Matilda's condo at night hahahaa

oh btw just wanna show you guys something

instant classic right :D!

actually Mr Zann Wong sounds quite nice also lah

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

total crap day

2009-06-05T05:42:00.000-07:00

i cut my fringe

which was supposed to be side

but somehow the lady cut too short and now it looks like bangs D:

uneven ones at that

so in the morning i woke up

my fringe was like idk?

suspended, like appearing from all random corners

troubles that actually came along

1. my forehead kept sweating yes

2. i look like the esplanade when the wind blew

3. its hard to clip them up(mine's too short btw)

4. its irritating when i have to keep adjusting my fringe(and i always felt that people who kept touching their hair was vain, little did i know D:)

5. i dont like the, "zann you look really wierd gesture", eyes widen. very demoralising lorrr

6. it sucks when you have to pin up your hair during dance cause when you jump it looks like amanda's palm tree thing. then those little short hair comes falling upon your fore head and becomes centre parting or bangs which looks ugh( i look like those people from ancient china, you know those little kiddy boys who have like adorable small bangs in the middle of nowwhere )

never mind i shall just ignore this stupid problems and carry on life as per normal

hahaha

did i mention that brenda and me missed bio practical today

it totally vanished from my mind until after dance i was like hmm i think i have something on today

OH SHIT BIO SPA! DIE and i was supposed to be in charge of reminding jianwei and brenda lah haha.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

somehow im kinda sad but yet im laughing

spastic

oh and the good news for today, which totally brightened the shadows my stupid fringe casted upon eyes is that

1. dls finally awoke from his 'i think i will play around with my SYF arrangements, since i have a plentiful of time dream 'to' oh my!! I have wasted just too much time, then thou shall convert everything back to the usual SYF!!' *background claps, screams heard throughout the dance studio* WISE CHOICE MY LORD, SEE!! he shouldnt have even changed the steps men, its like wth? previously we looked like seals rolling across the seashore(obese ones at that), with sand prickling our fins, we had bruises on our elbows okay(metaphor?).

he finally made the right decision phew, wonder why it took him so much time to realise that those were kinda crappy in contrast to what he said about 'GOH CHOK TONG IS THE VIP GUEST FOR THE PERFORMANCE, WE MUST PUT UP A BETTER SHOW'. HAHAHAHAHA ;D;D;D IM GLAD FOR YOU DANCERS, or dls(not)

2nd good news- We went off scot free without e maths lesson :D

3rd- kaiwen PROMISED to give me her fishes when we go to QianHu fish farm haha(though she's keeping 2 of em')

4th- I think i will be going to thomson's studio to have classes!! YAYYYY not in crestar liao hahahahaa woohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok anyway just some pictures over the past weeks

oh btw these were taken in plaza Singapura last thursday. It was a dinosaur or extinct animals exhibition i think. tsk, dont you think the piece of meat in the picture above have absolutely no link with the theme, it looks like a muscle to me haha

oh and dont you think this doll looks a little bit creepy. My mother bought it from US idk where but she said there was many kinds but i liked pink so she bought it. IT FREAKS ME OUT THOUGH, and i was like no dont put it in my room!! and now its sitting on my shelf -.-

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

~The end~

2009-06-02T07:33:00.001-07:00

I SWEAR I AM NEVER GOING TO COOK SQUID IN MY LIFE EVER AGAIN
yuck
now there's like the eeeeeewy, disgusting smell on my hand
a million different soap cant wash it off
idk why!!!!!
& know what
the calamari rings(which is not even crispy) & the stir fried sotong turned out to be quite edible
well, i say edible cause my family didnt get stomachache hahaha
and i anyhow add like see what add what also can become quite nice leh
(btw i added chilli bali, freaking hot i tell you)
so people to fail your homeecon, you have to really present something dam shitty de lah ok

okok i practically marinated all my squid in honey and my dad said it was too sweet but i found it okay
& you know the most grossest part about washing the squid was that
THERE WAS A POOR FISH IN IT
HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT YOU TELL ME
like wt? halfway disgesting urk
after much preparation and sweat(haha, please lor never drip into the food okay)
IM FINISHED AT 9PM!
hahaha and my grandma totally lost her appetite
I had to like force her to eat lah hahaha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

there was some sucky sheep heart dissection
i think dissection is a horrible thing to do
D: i mean that the sheep is already dead
like still go and tamper with it
& worse right
i think it smells like mutton
??
like rotten mutton haha
very unpleasant D:

okokok 3 more school days to holiday
must ren
HURRAH

2009-06-01T06:40:00.000-07:00

lame jokes of the night

1.Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

2. Welcome to Curl Up 'N Dye Hair Salon!

3. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

4. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

5. Notice On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.

6. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use???????floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.

7. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

8. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

9. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

10. At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

11. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

12. Notice In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

13. Notice At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

14. Notice In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

15. Notice In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

16. Notice In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

17. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

18. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

19. Sign In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

20. Notice In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

Notice In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.

Sign At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

Notice In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

like lol? :D

2009-05-31T20:37:00.001-07:00

i hate school

2009-05-26T04:38:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY
SERAPHHHHHH SEET BIN! <333333333333333
im so friggin jealous alright hahaha

okayokayokay just know that dance club loves you a lot a lot :D
& dont forget ZANN WONG YAYYYY
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some people just think that they make too much sense....
to go wrong
dude, shut up

2009-05-24T06:27:00.000-07:00

yesyes its long been a week since after exams

i still cant get into idk? post exam mood?

recent updates:

1. i've been soaking myself in books or either trying to download the sims 2(to no avail)

sigh

2. i've been watching anime 12 hours a day. & not been able to sleep at night

3. i quarrelled with my brother over some stupid soap opera matter. My dad shouldnt have even brought up the topic on operas. (much less, we dont even watch them)

4. BRYAN WONG IS SOME FREAKING PIECE OF SHIT/ LOSER/ SUCKER/ ASSHOLE(in fact everything applies to him lah) WHO THINKS HE'S SO BRILLIANT AND LIKE TO PROVE THAT OTHER PEOPLE'S ENGLISH IS SOMEWHAT IMCOMPARABLE TO HIS 'WOW I TOTALLY FEEL LIKE A GENIUS!' RANGE OF VOCABULARY

okay now i feel better. please dont see this, i know you're on the com everyday but pleasepleaseplease

see how depressing life is(or mine only)

really

btw

i have an SYF dance performance coming up and idk where is it

i think im going to break my old bones after not practicing hou tui for 2 months

haha

BTW THE WAY SPEAKING OF WHICH

MY MUM ALMOST BURNT DOWN HER ROOM

she was like telling me on msn and i was like

wow? YOU SERIOUS??!!??!!!??!!???!

win liao lor

hah and you know why

she left her PAO in the microwave and forgot to take it out -.-

& after a while, (which i think there was enough time for her to even start realising)

smoke just triggered the fire alarm which went off

HAHAHAHAHA

and now her room's filled with people.

basically, its hilarious

i can imagine her facial expression on her face now like

erm no,

i dont think my mum has the same expression as the orangutan

but i thought it was pretty cute :D

so yah haha

oh and i think she's not as exaggerated as the OMG picture on top

im assuming it came from a dracula movie and its coming to get him

poor thing

eek extension week

i cant even think about it

DD:

2009-05-15T05:12:00.000-07:00

ok its been a long time since i posted :D
im very much aware that i have like stupid baggy eyebags D:
& it makes me look old
ah-hah
not very funny
in fact its kinda depressing ;.;

EXAMS IS FINALLY OVER WOOHOOOO
i've been anticipating this day right from 3 weeks ago
& its over hahahahahahhaa

recent update: zann
1. is catching up with lost in blue 3, harvest moon ds, enchanted folks and school of wizardry, and pokemon platinum
soooooooooooooo......will probably be busy
2. is planning to go to science centre
3. just bought bandless ear-clip head phone today, after like 5 months?
4. wanna watch angels and demons(though it looks a little disturbing), ramen girl, and night at the museum
5. gives x-men: wolverine 4.5 out of 5 stars. (its really good, in my opinion though) hugh jackman has hair that looks like einstein in some parts of the movie which is utterly hilarious. at first i thought he was victor in the movie cause he looks so much older with all the beard and goatee but yes, he has freaking nice abs and muscles. & i think he deserves the sexiest man alive title HAHAHAHA
6. is FINALLY getting her knee checked tomorrow hooray!!
7. is trying to download the simpsons hit and run online, to no avail
8. is feeling no difference in before/during/after exams mood
9. seems to have lost a direction in life
10. is counting down 2 weeks for mum's airport arrival haha
11. 's going bankrupt
12. seems to have taken a liking for arcades
13. likes tofu(not the real one, the plush toy haha)
14. is feeling dam random now
15. is trying to find a way to clear eyebags, who knows my solution would work and i'll become the next richest woman on Earth ahhahaha
16. has mistakenly identified someone's gender again
17. is watering her cactus now zzz
18. is feeling bored of what to write
19. suddenly remembered about class chalet
20. feels sad that she has to pay 70 cents more gah
21. didnt go for dance today
22. in fact went to catch a movie
23. realises that she wakes up 8.30am every morning
24. is going to wake up at 7.30am tmrw
25. hates it

i know the sentence structure sucks
and i look like some primary 1 kid writing his first compo
anything lah, not like mr soon's gonna grade this post right hhahahaa
ok.
now

i will really miss dance club

2009-04-17T08:21:00.001-07:00

have not been online for the past 2 weeks
been through many impt events D:
well most turned out to be.. quite unpleasant
We got gold for SYF
people cried people sobbed,
i didnt, but of course
i was very very very very very disappointed
and unhappy,
because we could have done really and VERY well
as in the choreography was good and all.
and deng lao shi has one of the best choreography skills
but turns out we let him down
maybe its because we didnt not go through the entire dance(seriously) in the morning
so we werent psyched up for it ))):
its obvious that we cant dance again and that 6 minutes(idk?) on stage was gone in a flash
the jump out part was dam messy and (unfortunately) didnt manage to catch their back leg
so kinda expected. but it wasnt their fault though
no one predicted that such a thing would happen right
oh well.
idk how we're going to face deng lao shi again?
he helped us put the feathers in our hair and gave us a packet of chocomints each
its like every little thing he've done for us during the entire preparation of SYF to SYF period was very significant. everything...
i think he took a very big gamble by letting 40++ people join SYF in the first place.
however i think.
the problem lies with us cause coordination wasnt an easy thing to deal with
D:
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went up in front of the school with the entire dance club(or not)
co-members were like kinda sad, moody, depressed in their speech
we all understand
it was impossible to even sound happy or smile to e school.
& the worse thing was
all the dancers in my ballet that took part in SYF achieved a gold of honours
me and amanda was like speechless
nothing to say, emo D:
[we came to school with a glimmer of hope only to be shattered by the devastating results that came back]
i really DO NOT THINK THAT RESULTS=HARD WORK OR EFFORT YOUR PUT INTO ANYTHING.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....................... what crap
but i do know that time really bonds friendship between everyone, the dancers, deng lao shi, & people who really shown support for us.
bad week for 3JT, practically everyone in the entire level
week spammed with tests
hah!
i cant believe i had to miss a day of lesson just 2 days before 4 tests
omgosshhhhh
& my face edited into the level photo by photoshop!!
hahahaaaa, later cut into half D:
speaking of which,
i think my rose died
i forgot to put it in a vase!!(oh yes it attracts mosquitoes to breed in)
the petals were like all crinkled up, turning brown
die liao lor, rest in peace.

i think the process in which we trained for SYF is a gazillion times more worth it compared to the results. because in our case, it probably shows nothing.

even though i flunked all my tests in this term, im glad to have been able to put my maximum effort + time into dance training and gotten an at-least-okay result (:

not so sad now huh?

2009-03-29T03:51:00.000-07:00

ytd was a great great day
we slacked in school for 4 hours
and practiced kicking our back legs a million times over
hahaha
i skipped tuition (YES!)
ohohoh- plus taking pictures
i think everyone had different photos in their handphones
but havent uploaded them yet
kele did.

so, be kind and let the pictures do the talking
ps.(my blog is looking quite boring without pics)

At UCC-we can see NUS from here!

Here, you can split on the couches and do cartwheels on the carpet because its all so comfy (:

it took like dam long for me to get these two models haha (: very hard to persuade bren

but you 2 look good what!! hahaha see i have such wise eyes

Rachel act clever cause she say my photography skills noob. wah dam good huh, head cut into half. bravo

oh yay

im cheering now cause i'll be skipping interaction and assembly tmrw for dance

hiphiphooray

i assume its a joyous event ok

lets hope nothing important crops up

and i'll miss out

coldfreezingchilly day

luckily i didnt go to WWW

2009-03-27T06:00:00.000-07:00

im happy happy happy
despite the fact that i lost like 5 marks in my bio test already haha (:
and i flunked my oral,
but srly if you are tested by the yang yan teacher right
you are superduper i mean ultra mega SUAY
SHE CORRECTS YOUR EVERY SENTENCE OKAY
and worse thing is she wants you to repeat after her leh
how can right, its dam long
and im like the last few to leave cause she prompted me too many times
owww
but anyway
mrs indra made me collect the spa worksheets
and marcus, yiliang and fang qi went off lah!!
& everyone last lesson then chiong so...
i was late for duty(i missed it zzz)
hahaha
have to do another day lorrr

btw we danced 3 times in grand audi
the vp came to see us dance
and she said it was very nice.
sweet right!!
but some parts veh messy lah
so.. we have to practice more :D i dont mind
& we went back to the studio to try on our SYF costumes
i think its quite nice leh!!
we look like pixes and elves and the skirt is like chiffon skirt that material
but just that the feathers really dont match the greens
please lah, the feathers are like hot pink, dark blue and dark green??
zzz
BUT ANYWAY I STILL LIKE IT HAHAHA
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I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO UCC rehearsals
yayyyyy cause we'll be wearing our costumes there and inspecting the SYF stage
(((((:!

2009-03-21T05:53:00.000-07:00

haha
shush already!!!
i cant believe i woke up at 9 when dance started at 8.30am
okay lah all my fault, & its not like i've never been late before so..
((:
no big

i finally restocked my pens!!
:DD i swear the ink in the pens finish dam fast
waste money sia

its really horrifying how the holidays are already over
& i havent prepared for any of the tests next week lah can
diediediediedie
i havent completed my a maths online quiz, did my bio quizzes, READ FINISH A STUPID BOOK I PROMISED TO FINISH READING BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS, arghhhh nothing turns out right you see
*sulking*
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*still sulking*

actually im quite happy that i bought a new green pen lah haha
:D

2009-03-19T22:18:00.000-07:00

three cheers i finished my journal "D!!!
now im left with a maths online quiz :D
so proud of myself hahaha
off to dance
toodles~

race to witch mountain's nice.
i wanna watch hotel for dogs yes

2009-03-17T06:12:00.000-07:00

im feeling really sucky and lousy now
im aching all over from stupid school dance, we have to go to school every day in the holidays, my nicest mousepad in the WORLD is gone!! I'm not recovering from the bad flu and headache(wtf can you like close your mouth with your hand/ tissue/ OR WEAR A MASK whatever it is. ) please lah, i hope you're aware that people around you are sick. unless you're not observant[thats for sure]. well you're only in your world of me myself and i, so continue to be in it and stop making matters worse for us :D tyvm
oh and speaking of continuation, ulcers suck. they really do, like 2 HUMONGOUS ONES REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ENDING YOUR LIFE. but i dont care i just eat, and the worse thing is, it only becomes more painful. & i am deprived of talking ;.; i talk wierdly, my lips feel dry, and i dont like it grrrrrrrr D:
i regretted deleting my blog back then(btw, i didnt delete my blog back then due to the unknown spams, srly i cant be bothered about it) now my posts are all gone and my blog looks bare. so sad, so empty, so depressing ahhhh ;.;

its halfway through, please bear with me haha
im tired of teaching my maid how to cook, you know how much ingredients she actually burnt as in CHAO TA okay, you know the pork? yah the raw pork she went to fry it until like as hard as ikan bilis leh. its super bitter i tell you, i almost puked when i ate it, but of course i have table manners right AMANDA HOR? and we compliment her when it just tastes a little better. trust me, like what my brother said, when a person starts out like that, you know she no hope already. aiyah, and those teenie tiny problems like do i have to pour the cereal into the milk or the milk into the cereal bowl really freaks me out. LIKEHELLOH ITS COMMON SENSE DUDE! at the end of the day, not only did my cereals become soft, she placed the entire bowl into the microwave oven and i burnt my tongue. who will go and heat cereal de you tell me. argh(okay i feel really guilty about this paragraph because she just stepped into my room, but its really common sense! not like i am dam good lah *shut up rach** .__.)
I HATE HOLIDAY HW, and you know what, happy holidays! here's a pile of homework for you to spend your days racking your brains out, the end. i think teachers are sadistic? see, in the end both sides also not happy. the teachers are always complaining about having to mark our common test papers and den now have to mark our journal assignments, and students are complaining about their messy table(okay thats me lah). then to make both sides happy, dont even give homework! see we can save trees as well :D better for everyone yay. problem solved ^^
and you know what, not only do i have problems related to school etcetc. i have problems at home. yes
A BIG PROBLEM BECAUSE my BROTHER COMES TO MY ROOM EVERY 10 MINUTES SHOUTING, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW MAGIC TRICK???? and when i say no, he says DONT BLUFF ME ONE LAH I KNOW YOU WANNA SEE JUST THAT YOU DONT WANT ME TO KNOW YOU ARE A NOOB RIGHT. then before i can say anything, he says OH YAH, YOU ARE ALREADY A NOOB -.- & he always does that when i am in the middle of studying for a test/ watching teevee and when i actually give him 5 minutes to PERFORM, i will forgetting my card whether is it spade or hearts etc. he will be like, WALAO YOU SUCK LAH OKAY, YOU REALLY GETTING SENILE DEMENTIA 100 PERCENT. & WHAT THE HELL!!! I SEE HIM PERFORM MAGIC EVERYTIME AT THE END KANA GETTING CALLED STUPID BY HIM OR IDIOT OR ASS LAH. whats all this crap? somemore sometimes he go off the TV want me to concentrate on his darn pro magic tricks, please lah you think i like it meh? and den he stomps into my dad's room to perform to him hoping he could get a good audience this time. and MY DAD ALSO ITCHY HAND ONE HAHAHA WHEN MY BRO ASK HIM DONT TOUCH THE CARD HE WILL GO OPEN AND SEE HAHAHAHAHAH den in the end he dam pissed he went to find my mum ((: too bad >.<
oh and let me see hmm
amanda triggered the image of house of the dead 2 again !!!! DDDDDDDD: omg later i cannot sleep for 2 weeks again aghhhh. its super disturbing i tell you and ++++++ plusplusplusplusplus seraph's creepy ghost rumour of the teacher's toilet and grand audi, i scared already. you know me and fiona was in the grand audi today den suddenly the table got someone hit dam hard for 10 seconds AND THERE'S NO ONE OKAY I WAS FREAKING OUT D: ugh, dont wanna talk about that already lah choi (: blast the music people
okokokok wait one last thing, rachel said that pink kills our brain cells and that made me think a lot for the past few days. should i change my favourite colour from pink into red or something else? no wonder my memory like dam bad leh. haiyah i hope thats not true cause if not i have to give me entire room a makeover omgosh. my baby-g watch, my wallet, my bed, my glow in the dark cat, my msn window, my wall colour, my bedsheets, my ipod, my ds OMG!!!
howhowhowhowhow. seraph i think you same as me lah ok haha so dont laugh XD

hahha and thats about it :D if you lasted the way through that means you pro hurhurh C:
ciaos