Thursday, 25 June 2009 / 07:33
okay 3 more days to school reopen D:
but the school anniversary dinner thing is still going on
so D:
MY HOMEWORK IS SO SCREWED and
i cant believe i even have time for blogging
speaking of which
i watched drag me to hell, peter pan WAHAHAHA, ghosts of girlfriend's past, land of the lost during the holidays
drag me to hell was zzzz
the next day i had a nightmare and my temperature was 38.3 degrees celcius
overshock -.-
1st horror movie i watched in cinemas and turned out to be one of the scariest haha
:D
ghosts of girlfriend's past is nice as well
oh and i want to watch monsters vs aliens
and the elephant man(which is not in cinemas)
dance tmrw from 10am to 5.45pm
zzZzZZZZZZzZzZzzZZZZ
this sucks.
going for postponed father's day dinner tmrw during lunch -.-
and barbecue at Matilda's condo at night hahahaa
oh btw just wanna show you guys something
instant classic right :D!
actually Mr Zann Wong sounds quite nice also lah
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
total crap day
Friday, 5 June 2009 / 05:42
i cut my fringe
which was supposed to be side
but somehow the lady cut too short and now it looks like bangs D:
uneven ones at that
so in the morning i woke up
my fringe was like idk?
suspended, like appearing from all random corners
troubles that actually came along
1. my forehead kept sweating yes
2. i look like the esplanade when the wind blew
3. its hard to clip them up(mine's too short btw)
4. its irritating when i have to keep adjusting my fringe(and i always felt that people who kept touching their hair was vain, little did i know D:)
5. i dont like the, "zann you look really wierd gesture", eyes widen. very demoralising lorrr
6. it sucks when you have to pin up your hair during dance cause when you jump it looks like amanda's palm tree thing. then those little short hair comes falling upon your fore head and becomes centre parting or bangs which looks ugh( i look like those people from ancient china, you know those little kiddy boys who have like adorable small bangs in the middle of nowwhere )
never mind i shall just ignore this stupid problems and carry on life as per normalhahaha
did i mention that brenda and me missed bio practical today
it totally vanished from my mind until after dance i was like hmm i think i have something on today
OH SHIT BIO SPA! DIE and i was supposed to be in charge of reminding jianwei and brenda lah haha.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
somehow im kinda sad but yet im laughing
spastic
oh and the good news for today, which totally brightened the shadows my stupid fringe casted upon eyes is that
1. dls finally awoke from his 'i think i will play around with my SYF arrangements, since i have a plentiful of time dream 'to' oh my!! I have wasted just too much time, then thou shall convert everything back to the usual SYF!!' *background claps, screams heard throughout the dance studio* WISE CHOICE MY LORD, SEE!! he shouldnt have even changed the steps men, its like wth? previously we looked like seals rolling across the seashore(obese ones at that), with sand prickling our fins, we had bruises on our elbows okay(metaphor?).
he finally made the right decision phew, wonder why it took him so much time to realise that those were kinda crappy in contrast to what he said about 'GOH CHOK TONG IS THE VIP GUEST FOR THE PERFORMANCE, WE MUST PUT UP A BETTER SHOW'. HAHAHAHAHA ;D;D;D IM GLAD FOR YOU DANCERS, or dls(not)
2nd good news- We went off scot free without e maths lesson :D
3rd- kaiwen PROMISED to give me her fishes when we go to QianHu fish farm haha(though she's keeping 2 of em')
4th- I think i will be going to thomson's studio to have classes!! YAYYYY not in crestar liao hahahahaa woohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok anyway just some pictures over the past weeks
oh btw these were taken in plaza Singapura last thursday. It was a dinosaur or extinct animals exhibition i think. tsk, dont you think the piece of meat in the picture above have absolutely no link with the theme, it looks like a muscle to me haha
oh and dont you think this doll looks a little bit creepy. My mother bought it from US idk where but she said there was many kinds but i liked pink so she bought it. IT FREAKS ME OUT THOUGH, and i was like no dont put it in my room!! and now its sitting on my shelf -.-
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA~The end~
Tuesday, 2 June 2009 / 07:33
I SWEAR I AM NEVER GOING TO COOK SQUID IN MY LIFE EVER AGAIN
yuck
now there's like the eeeeeewy, disgusting smell on my hand
a million different soap cant wash it off
idk why!!!!!
& know what
the calamari rings(which is not even crispy) & the stir fried sotong turned out to be quite edible
well, i say edible cause my family didnt get stomachache hahaha
and i anyhow add like see what add what also can become quite nice leh
(btw i added chilli bali, freaking hot i tell you)
so people to fail your homeecon, you have to really present something dam shitty de lah ok
okok i practically marinated all my squid in honey and my dad said it was too sweet but i found it okay
& you know the most grossest part about washing the squid was that
THERE WAS A POOR FISH IN IT
HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT YOU TELL ME
like wt? halfway disgesting urk
after much preparation and sweat(haha, please lor never drip into the food okay)
IM FINISHED AT 9PM!
hahaha and my grandma totally lost her appetite
I had to like force her to eat lah hahaha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
there was some sucky sheep heart dissection
i think dissection is a horrible thing to do
D: i mean that the sheep is already dead
like still go and tamper with it
& worse right
i think it smells like mutton
??
like rotten mutton haha
very unpleasant D:
okokok 3 more school days to holiday
must ren
HURRAH
yuck
now there's like the eeeeeewy, disgusting smell on my hand
a million different soap cant wash it off
idk why!!!!!
& know what
the calamari rings(which is not even crispy) & the stir fried sotong turned out to be quite edible
well, i say edible cause my family didnt get stomachache hahaha
and i anyhow add like see what add what also can become quite nice leh
(btw i added chilli bali, freaking hot i tell you)
so people to fail your homeecon, you have to really present something dam shitty de lah ok
okok i practically marinated all my squid in honey and my dad said it was too sweet but i found it okay
& you know the most grossest part about washing the squid was that
THERE WAS A POOR FISH IN IT
HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT YOU TELL ME
like wt? halfway disgesting urk
after much preparation and sweat(haha, please lor never drip into the food okay)
IM FINISHED AT 9PM!
hahaha and my grandma totally lost her appetite
I had to like force her to eat lah hahaha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
there was some sucky sheep heart dissection
i think dissection is a horrible thing to do
D: i mean that the sheep is already dead
like still go and tamper with it
& worse right
i think it smells like mutton
??
like rotten mutton haha
very unpleasant D:
okokok 3 more school days to holiday
must ren
HURRAH
Monday, 1 June 2009 / 06:40
lame jokes of the night
1.Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
2. Welcome to Curl Up 'N Dye Hair Salon!
3. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
4. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
5. Notice On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
6. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use???????floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.
7. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller
8. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
9. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757
10. At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
11. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
12. Notice In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
13. Notice At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
14. Notice In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
15. Notice In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
16. Notice In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
17. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
18. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
19. Sign In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
20. Notice In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
Notice In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
Sign At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
Notice In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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1.Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
2. Welcome to Curl Up 'N Dye Hair Salon!
3. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
4. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
5. Notice On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
6. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use???????floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.
7. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller
8. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
9. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757
10. At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
11. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
12. Notice In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
13. Notice At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
14. Notice In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
15. Notice In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
16. Notice In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
17. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
18. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
19. Sign In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
20. Notice In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
Notice In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
Sign At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
Notice In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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